They'll never threaten the values we hold dear

One flick through the mid-morning television shows makes me want to blow myself in a crowded place, if only to save some innocent Britons from having to be subjected to this guff. Coke-snorting presenters waxing moral to 'the yoof of today' about promiscuity and such. It's a sick world folks, but not as the papers would have us know it...