Kids: don't do ddrugs

It was halfway through scoffing a caffeine tablet last night that I had the shocking revelation that it wasn't of the 'chewable' variety. Not a pleasant experience. I don't know why I bother - they are such pathetic little things, barely extending my concentration span by more than twenty minutes. How I long for the days when stimulants were stimulants and philosophers went blind at fifty. Take that old favourite, Corydrane (discontinued). It doesn't just keep you awake, it gives you to think. Sadly, in Sartre's case, it also gave ill health which ultimately led to his death (always read the label).